Jim's Kitchen of Desperation

Because you asked for it, we're serving up some seriously sour lemon bars.

Lemon Bars of Doom

Jim, the culinary mastermind, has concocted these abominations to ruin your taste buds and leave you questioning life choices.

Lemon Bars of Despair - The sequel, because the first one wasn't enough.

Lemon Bars of Desperation - Where the lemon flavor is so overpowering, it'll make you cry.

Lemon Bars of Distress - For when you've had too many of the previous ones.

Ingredients:

1 cup of despair, 1/2 cup of lemon juice, 1/4 cup of regret.

Preheat oven to 350°F. Bake for 20 minutes, or until the edges are slightly charred.

Side Effects:

May cause stomach upset, mood swings, or spontaneous combustion.